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Sydney Gore

November 2023

How To Write an Obituary
Musings on death with dignity 🕊️
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September 2022

The BBT Awards: 6 Honorable Mentions
I wanna win, I want that trophy... 🏆
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Sydney Gore

August 2022

Atrium Amore
On not fighting the feminine urge to preserve memories in buildings 🌴
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Sydney Gore

July 2022

The Most Valuable Takeaway From My First Estate Sale
Reflecting on the things we leave behind when we’re gone
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The Unadulterated Joy of Gumby Decor
A dedication to the only (green) guy that matters
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Sydney Gore

May 2022

Coming out of my [COVID] cage and I've been doing just fine!!!
(Except not really)
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April 2022

Are you there, G*d? It's me, Sydney.
… Is this thing still on? 🎤
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June 2021

Let's open this pit up
You can take the girl out of the mosh pit... but she'll just end up in a conversation pit
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April 2021

Horny for Furniture?
Baby got BACK!
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March 2021

The most unhinged mushroom merch that nobody ever asked for 🍄
Since I had to see it, so do you!
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Sydney Gore

February 2021

Take a Seat at the Checkerboard Table
Put some respect on the MacKenzie-Childs name! 🏁
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